I’ve Never Had a Christmas Tree

Confession time. My family has never had a Christmas Tree. I know, I know. Shocking. Awful. Horrible. Right? Well, it probably had something to do with the fact that we’re Jewish. So yeah, I grew up celebrating Chanukah for eight crazy nights while many of my Christian friends only had the one day of Christmas. But other than the 8 vs 1 ratio, Chanukah comes up pretty short. There’s no massive decorations on your house. …

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There are Giant Honkin’ Spiders in our Tree

Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. Not just because its a day where you’re encouraged to stuff your mouth with 400 pounds of Kit-Kats. But because you can go crazy with the decorations. My kids are still pretty young and neither of them are really into scary stuff at all. But that’s the fun with Halloween. You can go super crazy scary, totally adorable or anything in between. Last year, my wife decided to …

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