The King of Rest Decrees No More Fridge Sleeping
Since I was a teenager, I’ve had the most incredible superpower in the world: Sleep. Yeah, yeah. I know, anybody can sleep. But I made it a work of art. On weekends, I never even realized there was a world before noon. When I went off to college, I skillfully chose my classes so that the earliest I ever had to be out the door was 11:40. Even on our honeymoon in Hawaii, I slept the …