Turbo

Turbo Proves That Snail Is Fast in DreamWorks’ Latest Hit

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Man, look at that “S” car go! Get it? S Car Go? As in, Escargot? As in snails? *cricket* *cricket* Hello? Is this thing on? Apparently not… So much for starting with a joke. Anyways, this weekend’s Family Movie Night featured DreamWorks’ latest hit Turbo! It’s your typical story of a garden snail wanting to race in the Indy 500, finds himself juiced up on some high-octane fuel, and suddenly is fighting for first place …

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Win the Animated Film Turbo on Blu-ray (Ends 11/18)

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What did the snail who was riding on a turtle say? Give up? “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” I just love that joke, especially when my super deadpan, Spock-like friend Doug tells it. Yeah, turtles are slow, but snails, well they don’t call it a snail’s pace for nothing! Snails have always gotten a pretty bum rap. Over in France, they’re doused in garlic and butter, and served up as appetizers! In today’s hi-tech society, if you’re not shooting …

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