Humans are pretty stupid. No, no, it’s true. We’re constantly trying to outwit danger at every corner.
Viruses. Natural disasters. Lions, tigers, and bears. You get the picture. As a species, we’re always pressing onward, overcoming great obstacles to keep the race alive. So with a fairly decent track record (we’re still here, aren’t we?), what do us humans like to do in our spare time? Attempt crazy, death-defying feats, that’s what.
I’m not talking about the lunatics who try to walk across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope or go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Those guys are in a totally different class. No, I’m talking about just your average, everyday extreme sportin’ fun kind of person. I’m far from the bravest of the brave, but as a kid I did regularly go off the super high diving board at Germonds Pool. Trust me, that thing was high!
Now that I’m a husband and a father, I have to be a bit more careful with myself. I can’t just be as reckless as I was in my youth. (Hey, you ever do a full-on belly flop into a pool from two stories up?) I have a family to think about and to ensure that they’re provided for. So with that in mind, I came up with a list of…
10 Things I Would Never Even Think About Doing
Without Having Life Insurance First
10. Skydiving
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I actually had a chance to go skydiving before I was married. A bunch of my friends all got together to plan it and they actually went through with it! I was half tempted to try it myself but Allie (my girlfriend at the time) was seriously against it. I’d like to think that’s why I didn’t join the group. Not like I was scared of jumping out of an airplane or anything… Nowadays, though? Forget it. I wouldn’t even consider it for a second.
9. Eating Fugu
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I’m a mega sushi fan. I love unagi. Enjoy a good scallop here and there. But where I draw the line? Yeah, at Fugu. That’s the Japanese delicacy that could potentially be poisonous. Fugu is the Japanese word for pufferfish, and the fish is so poisonous, that Japanese chefs need to go through some serious training before they can be allowed to serve it.
8. Flying a Cesna
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As a kid, I played tons of Flight Simulator games on my ol’ Apple IIE computer. But I actually never had a desire to get behind the wheel, er, stick of an actual plane. After John Denver and Yankees catcher Thurman Munson each gave their lives to the unfriendly skies, I have less than zero desire to fly one.
7. Take a Kickboxing Class
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I love weight training. I hate cardio. Like really really hate it. I’m awful at it and I just find running so incredibly painful. My wife, on the other hand, is a runner who hates weights. She once took a kickboxing class and even she was so winded, she didn’t go back. I honestly don’t think I’d last more than 30 seconds.
6. Bungee Jumping
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It’s not that I’m afraid of heights or anything. I’m just not a fan of falling rapidly towards the ground from an extremely high position. Head first.
5. Running With the Bulls
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I have no idea how this ridiculous tradition got started, I just know people have been trampled and skewered in the process. You couldn’t get me to run with just one bull, let alone an entire herd chasing after me. No es bueno!
4. Cliff Diving
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Y’know, it looks so darn cool seeing people jump off huge cliffs into the cool, crisp water below. But for some reason in the back of my mind, I’ve always pictured myself crashing into rocks just beneath the surface. I’ll pass thank you very much.
3. Hot Air Ballooning
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My dad always wanted to go for a ride in a hot air balloon. I thought it might be kind of cool, but now I’m not so sure. Well, yeah, it’d be cool but being that high up with nothing tethering you to the ground is just a tad bit freak-out inducing.
2. Alligator Wrestling
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Apparently this is all the rage these days thanks to shows like Swamp People. Have you ever actually seen an alligator? They’re mostly made up of teeth. Huge, sharp ones. I wouldn’t even want to thumb wrestle one of ’em!
1. Twilight Movie Marathon
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Honestly, I cannot think of a more frightening way to spend an evening other than watching hour upon hour of sparkling Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart making googly eyes at each other. Y’know, I think I’d rather wrestle an alligator.
Now there are certainly dangerous things on my list, along with a few… less dangerous ones. But I’m not kidding when I say I wouldn’t do any of them without having Life Insurance first. I have a gorgeous wife and two beautiful kids and there is no way I would unnecessarily risk my life. If anything ever happened to me, I’d want to be sure that they’re well taken care of and that money was the least of their concerns.
Genworth offers a number of invaluable resources including life insurance. You’ll find valuable information on their website such as a rundown of the different types of life insurance, as well as a list of key reasons to get a policy if you’re married or have kids. A few that stick out in my mind are:
- Making sure my wife can afford to keep paying our mortgage
- Ensuring there’s enough money to send my kids to college in the future
- Giving my wife time to get back on her feet without having to worry about finances
Typically, men are the ones to get life insurance, most likely due to the way the workforce has been mostly dominated by men over the years. Go back 50 years or so and most women didn’t work, so there was no need to take out a policy on your wife. If something tragic were to happen, it’s not like you’d be losing an income. These days, however, so many more women are pursuing careers. Even so, I was shocked to learn how few actually take out life insurance. According to a recent article about women needing life insurance, only about 43% of working women bother to get a policy.
If you’re a working man or women and have at least one other person depending on you for support, you owe it to them to at least look into getting life insurance. There are so many different plans available, all at a variety of rates. If you have thought about it but just haven’t had the oomph to actually do anything about it, stop putting it off until tomorrow. Because sooner or later, there won’t be any more tomorrows. And you can bet your life on that.
Do you have life insurance yet?
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I agree with all the things you have listed on your list,,maybe not the kickboxing,,im from the deep south the first time I got kicked it wouldnt be kickboxing any more it would “ass whoopin” somebodys gonna be hurt an it aint me,,I can add sking both water an snow to that as well
I’ll certainly keep that in mind, Vickie!
That’s a big negative to the entire list with the exception of kickboxing. I think that would be lots of fun. I’d most likely be panting and sweating like a (insert gross sweating animal here), but it would be fun.
I don’t have life insurance at the moment, and the thought of a Twilight marathon has filled me with dread – and a sense of imminent doom! I’ll be looking into a policy first thing tomorrow morning! To be fair i’m not convinced my wife and kids would miss me all that much anyway, but best to have them looked after just incase!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I have actually done #7 and #1 and enjoyed them both thoroughly! Great post!
Hah. Well I expect a lot of women to have done #1. 🙂 Thanks!
Yes, I most definitely would not do most of those items on that list, life insurance or not! I had to laugh at the Twilight being at the top of your list.
Great post! I have a picture of myself on an alligator 😀 I wouldn’t do most of those, either.
Haha I wouldn’t watch Twilight even if I did have insurance! 😛
I’ll admit I did see the first movie. But it was a compromise. My wife had to see Watchmen with me. 🙂
I had an opportunity to alligator wrestle. I turned it down. No way man. And I have life insurance LOL.
Not only is alligator wrestling insane, I think it’s pretty cruel too. It’d be like tying my hands and feet up and putting a huge plate of fresh sushi in front of me… just out of reach.
No Twilight Marathons for me either. I hate that series.
How about Urban Rappelling? Would you do that without life insurance? LOL. I am doing it in April in Chicago! Squeeing here! And I DO have Life Insurance!
Oh – and the Alligator thing. I used to feed them when I worked at Lion Country Safari. It was so cool throwing them chunks of meat. But I never wrestled them. I did have to wrestle a kinkajou out of my shirt when I was there though.
What is Urban Rappelling? Is that climbing up buildings?!?!? I’d definitely try rock climbing walls in one of those safe gyms. But a real one, no way.
I really enjoyed your humorous approach to a very serious topic. My husband and I just purchased additional term life insurance last year to supplement what we already receive from our work. I feel more comfortable knowing that the mortgage, college, etc. will be taken care of if one of us passes.
Thanks for the great post!
Thanks so much, Michelle. Glad you liked it! And good for you guys in purchasing some additional policies.
I’ve taken cardio boxing classes a few times… it’s really not that bad. But otherwise, I’m 1 for 10 on your list. Though I’d do almost any of these if it meant I got out of cleaning the bathrooms in my house for a month. Well, except the Twilight one. *shudder*
A few of these I wouldn’t consider doing even with life insurance! eek! Alligator wrestling!