A Fanboy’s Guide to Keeping it Smooth

This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #Mach3Signature #CollectiveBias How YOU doing? Yeah, I most definitely have a way with the ladies. Always have. I can remember all the way back to junior high gym class. We didn’t have any official gym uniforms; we just needed to bring in shorts and a T-shirt. So I proudly wore my Batman Bat-emblem shirt. This was back in the …

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I Bet Captain Picard Used a Norelco 7700 to Shave

  Only once in my life have I tried an electric razor before. I was in college and my roommate Dave always used it. He’d walk around the house talking to us while buzzing away at his face, pretty much anytime of the day. It just looked so crazy convenient, I had to try it. After all, it’s not like I love using a straight razor everyday, what with the regular nicks and razor burn. So …

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With the Schick Hydro 5, Shaving is Like a Party On My Face


You may not believe me, but it is true. Back in the 1990s, I won an office Beard Off! A large handful of the guys in the office (all of us in our early 20s), joined in. We started the month completely clean shaven and then had a full 6 weeks to grow the fullest, bestest beard ever. Some had splotchy blonde beards. Others had all of three hairs on their chinny chin chins. The …

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