A Fanboy’s Guide to Keeping it Smooth

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How YOU doing?

Yeah, I most definitely have a way with the ladies.

Always have.

I can remember all the way back to junior high gym class. We didn’t have any official gym uniforms; we just needed to bring in shorts and a T-shirt. So I proudly wore my Batman Bat-emblem shirt. This was back in the late ’80s, so it was even before comic movies were cool. I was so ahead of the game. All the gals in my class would just point and snicker at me. You know how girls can be. They see a total stud and just don’t know how to act, so they point and giggle with their girlfriends.

I met my wife during my freshman year of college, and what do you think was the first thing she noticed about me? Yeah, the super slick Punisher watch I was wearing. The rest, as they say, is history.

I figured since I’m such a big lover of comics, toys and videogames, I could share my style with all the other fanboys of geekdom out there. I know it may seem intimidating at first, but just follow my advice, and the ladies will be all over you like Kryptonite on Superman. Wait, that’s not the best example.

Take a look at just a few of my words of wisdom to all you fanboys having trouble getting through to the ladies…

To be a hero, you’ve got to dress the part. Thanks to all sorts of super cool role-play toys, you can now make her believe you really do have super powers! Just be extra careful that you don’t mix and match from different universes.

Trust me, nothing exudes confidence with the ladies like sharing your video game high scores with them! And I’m not talking about kill shots in Halo or gems earned in Clash of Clans. Uh uh. To truly win them over, go old school and whip out the Atari 2600. What woman wouldn’t get weak in the knees at your 26,000 points in River Raid?

Most guys don’t like to dance. Heck, I’m not really a fan. But I know women love it, so I’ll suck it up and put on my best moves. The mashed potato. The washing machine. I even came up with my own dance I call the Spider-Man. It’s so good it stops everyone in their tracks on the dance floor, mouths agape!

Okay, okay. So maybe I’m NOT the smoothest guy in the world. One thing that I do know though is that women dig a smooth shave. And thanks to the NEW Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition razors, both my face and my actions can now be smooth.

I put on my civilian clothes and headed over to my local Costco where I snagged a pack of these Bad Boys. The Costco pack actually includes 14 cartridges and 1 razor, so I’m set for quite awhile now.

With even more skin guard fins (sounds superhero-y, right?) than the Sensor® 2 Disposable, the Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition comes fortified with DuraComfort™ Blades and Responsive Blade Suspension to give me a nice smooth shave without hacking up my face. A smooth shave that’s up to 100% redness-free (it’s possible with Mach3®).

Care for a demonstration?

Step 1: Grow facial hair

Step 2: Get Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition razors!

Step 3: Shave

Step 4: Score with the Ladies

Thanks to Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition, I instantly went from zero to hero and I’m now smooth as buttah!

What makes these razors so darn super?

• DuraComfort™ Blades for long-lasting comfort
• Pressure-Adjusting Pivot to fit your face better
• Responsive Blade Suspension offers up a more comfortable shave
• Extra-Lubricating Gel Strips (vs. Mach3®) help fight off irritation
• 2x More Skin Guard Fins (vs. Sensor® 2 Disposable) contribute to an overall smooth shave

So head over to your local Costco today and give Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition razors a try. After all, you don’t see any superheroes with razor burn do you?

Buy Gillette® Mach3® Signature Edition Razors at Costco