I Can’t Wait for ‘The Muppets… Again’!
It’s time to buy the popcorn. It’s time to shush your neighbors. It’s time to kick the seat in front of you… on the Muppet Show tonight! Sorry, I’m just a tad bit excited. Y’see, I bleed Muppets. Wait, that came out wrong. Suddenly I’m picturing some insanely grotesque horror mashup of Saw and Silence of the Lambs, with Miss Piggy hanging upside down froma basement ceiling… let’s just stop right there. What I mean …