I have a mission. And I need your help.
Today I received a cryptic package from the Force-Friendly Folks over at Hasbro. It was a mysterious tube with one red end and another black. Both ends referred to different factions from the upcoming sure-to-be-a-monster-hit movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens. There’s the Resistance or the First Order.
Upon opening the package, I was given two motivational-type posters and some very simple instructions: Choose Your Path.
Apparently there’s going to be a lot of Star Wars toys coming out. Yeah, I know, hard to believe, right?
So as Hasbro sends me various Star Wars toys to spotlight, they want me to declare my allegiance to either the Dark Side or the Light Side! Whatever I choose is the type of characters and toys I’ll be receiving over the next few months.
It’s a tough choice, really. I mean I’m a good guy and am definitely rooting for The Resistance! So maybe I should just #ChooseLightSide…
Then again, the First Order has guys like Kylo Ren and his funky fresh three-bladed lightsaber! Yeah, the Dark Side always has the best toys, don’t they? And this is about the toys after all. So maybe I should #ChooseDarkSide…
Oh, man. It’s a tough choice! And my boys aren’t helping. So I thought I’d reach out to you, my faithful readers! What do you think I should do?
Should I #ChooseDarkSide or #ChooseLightSide?