I Built a Roller Coaster in My Basement With My 10-Year-Old Son

I’m so not a fan of roller coasters. I’d like to say it’s not because I’m scared out of mind at going top speed upside down on a thin rickety track… but, well, it is. How insane are you people to trust your lives to these things?!? My kids, however, like some coasters. Nothing too crazy, but they’ll go on much scarier ones than I will. I’m man enough to admit they’re braver than me! …

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No Matter How Old Your Kids Are, Tinkertoys Are Actually Pretty Darn Cool

Who doesn’t remember Tinkertoys as a  kid? I definitely remember having one of those tall canisters filled with long wooden sticks and those round wooden wheels with a number of holes all around them. We never got around to buying any for Jason and Ryan, though. The closest thing were the young K’NEX sets they got when they were real little. Rubbery pieces that snap together. Well, wouldn’t you know it, but now K’NEX is …

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My Bucket List Features Mr. T, Penguins and 13 Other Things I Need To Do Before I Die – #GenworthUSA

Photo Credit: Fuzzcat via Flickr This  post was brought to you by Genworth Insurance as part of an online campaign run by the life-giving women over at Brandfluential. All thoughts and opinions expressed in this post are my own. I’ve always talked about it but never actually did it. No, not bank robbing or taking over the world. I’ll leave that for the likes of Lex Luthor and company. No, I’m talking about a bucket list. …

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Why the U.S. Federal Government Shutdown Brings Us One Step Away from the Zombie Apocalypse

We’re doomed. We’re ALL doomed. Whether you’re a Republican or Democrat it doesn’t matter. The United States Government is in shutdown mode and every single one of us is doomed. That goes for you foreigners too. Don’t believe me? It’s true. Simply by not balancing the nation’s budget, those big fat babies in Congress (ALL of them)  are dooming us all to a fate worse than death. Yes, I’m talking about the impending Zombie Apocalypse! …

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This Post Stinks So Incredibly Bad

I know, I know. The Yankees didn’t make the playoffs. The Steelers are 0-4. Oh yeah, and Congress has decided to throw a temper tantrum and now the U.S. government is shut down. Awesome. But do you want to know what really stinks? Yeah, Stink Bugs! Stink bugs. I’d never even heard of them before we moved to our current house. They certainly don’t sound very pleasant, though they definitely lose out to “Dung Beetles” in …

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