You Will Not Believe What My 9-Year-Old Put in His Mouth
Allie is going to kill me. But us journalists have to tell it like it is. No hiding from the truth. So I’m going to put this out there. One of my lovely wife’s many amazing talents is that she can fit her fist in her mouth. Don’t think that’s a big deal? Go ahead. Try it. I can barely get one knuckle into my maw. But Allie? Yeah, she can pretty much get the …