Man, if it weren’t for cows, I don’t think I’d ever be able to start my day. See, like most working adults, I stay up way too late at night and get up way too early each morning to catch the train for my long commute into work. In other words, I’m always exhausted. Don’t even think of looking at me until I’ve had that first cup of coffee in the morning. And with my …
Finally! Something to go with my Star Wars lightsaber chopsticks! Well, assuming my beautiful wife Allison ever buys me a set of those… Anyways, it’s an R2-D2 soy sauce dispenser. Why, you may ask? Why not, I’ll retort! I’m a big fan of pushing Star Wars into every facet of our daily lives, and what screams daily living more than sushi eating? Tekka Maki rolls, beware! Product Specifications: Incredibly detailed replica of the original …
Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been drinking Diet Coke. I remember my mom and sister drinking it regularly and I honestly don’t recall why I started. Maybe my mom forgot to buy regular coke for me or I just didn’t care either way at that age. Whatever the case, I pretty much grew up on Diet Coke. Nowadays, I’m still drinking it. I honestly prefer the taste of Diet Coke to regular Coke. …
Clearly Velveeta has been talking to my wife. How else could you explain why the company’s new line of Skillet Singles is perfectly made for me? Let me explain… I’m not allowed to cook rice in my house. Let’s get that out of the way right from the get go. It’s not a religious thing. Uncle Ben’s doesn’t have a restraining order against me. It’s just a house rule put in place by my wife. …
Like the rest of the unhealthy US of A, I was devastated when I heard that Hostess filed for bankruptcy. Twinkies. Cup Cakes. Suzy Qs. These were one of the four food groups I grew up on! Now I wasn’t one of those folks to spend $250 on eBay for a box of Twinkies. Even I’ll admit that’s a bit much. Granted, that could be invaluable in the face of a Zombie Apocalypse. But as …
